No home is complete without a son like Marshall. Standing 6'1 at sixteen years of age, this son will eat you out of house and home. His mother cannot understand why they don't make refridgerators with a lock.
Marshall is so creative with his appetite, that he will pile his french fries on his hamburger to minimize the amounts of bites he has to take to wolf his food down. Marshall does not drink a glass of milk. Marshall consumes at the minimum, a half gallon a day.
Marshall cannot hear anyone. This is because his Ipod is turned up so high you can hear the lyrics to the music as he walks through the house. When you tell him that you liked the song he was listening to, he wants to know how you knew what he listens to.
Even though Marshall cannot hear people, he was born with a unique ability of hearing the phone ring. Never, ever, is the phonecall for anyone else in the family. His cell phone you ask? He has that on vibrate so he won't miss a call on that line either.
There is something really exceptional about Marshall that not many teenagers possess. He is always right. If you attempt to think for a moment you are right, he has the ability of making it known you are wrong. Marshall has lived life like no other. He has been there, done that.
Marshall's activities include girls. Not one girl. Many girls. When Marshall has freetime, he does his homework, works part time and argues with his brothers. Marshall continually threatens to sue his brothers for invasion of privacy.
Marshall's mother is nominating him for "The 2009 Most Click Addicted on MySpace Award".
Additional Information: Marshall would like to contact Joe Biden. Marshall feels he needs a haircut and a man his age should not try to act "kewl". Vp JOe bIdEN pls.
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